Things I Learned From Lost

So I finally finished the behemoth that is Lost. Yes it's a little late, but I'm lame so there's my excuse. It's a pretty good show, just a little tiring to watch, and as one friend put it, a little torturous as well. I missed out on a lot of sleep the first two seasons...

So, without further ado, here are the things I learned on the long arduous journey...

• No matter how many times you get knocked out, you can still function like a normal human being and not end up in 'special class'.
• When in a dire or curious situation, ask the least important question first. 
• Somehow they transported polar bears, construction equipment and materials, VW buses, etc. to the island on a tiny submarine, because we all know all the other types of transportation get wrecked on the island...
• It's OK to blow up your dad.
• It's OK to kill multiple people if you have a son.
• Desmond is such a neat name. 
• If you lie you pretty much have to say "I Lied" out loud. 
• Pieces of land can decide your fate. 
• Don't ask questions, they only lead to more anyways.
• Early seasons are so much better than later ones, but at least we got to see more about Desmond, one of my favorite characters.
• Saving the world is only a button push away.
• If you love the island so much, why don't you marry it?
• I can be very immature.